I would pay big money if somebody would ship a frozen HARRIS PIZZA!
Perferably Harris Pizza # 3 located on 3rd street in Davenport Iowa.
Ummmm ….. I think UPS could handle it with no problem.
Lets make it a TWO LARGE PEPPERONI AND SAUSAGE pizzas.
I even have a Harris Pizza t-shirt from my trip back to my home town in 2005.
love that pizza…..nothing like it!
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Hmmmmm, Do I know somebody who drives right by that site everyday? Funny thing is that the owner of Harris Pizza is a friend of mine, and I could arrange something special for you. Rumor has it that the 3rd street location and Locust Street will be closing to offset operation costs. That would be sad. Keep an eye on your UPS man.